19Aug/080
I get it. Relax
Okay. OK! I've gotten your emails. I've gotten your calls. I have received your post cards. The carrier pigeons are still coming in. I know. I get it. I haven't been posting with the weekday regularity that you've come to expect. I've been touring the New York metropolitan area and have found little success in finding suitable topics to put my artistic stink on. I've had a good latte or two, but that is hardly postworthy. We all know New York City has baristas. Believe me, they'll tell you - if they get past the condescension. (To be fair, the folks at Jack's on 10th st are really friendly and don't reek of hipster.)
Anyway, I'll leave you with this warning - Always check for Godzilla in your watermelon before picnicking.
